I really must warn you: students before exams are not safe! Let me elaborate...
Species: studentus nerdus preexamini
Description: Pale, with a pronounced slouch and limp limbs. The eyes are swollen and blood-shot with distinctive circles in various shades of blue, black and green. Older individuals may have smoke coming out of the ears. Slurred speech with an extensive usage of population-specific terminology is quite common. Teeth often chatter.
Habitat: Can be found almost anywhere but usually accumulates around educational facilities such as libraries and campuses. Some individuals show a tendency to migrate to mental institutions.
Lifestyle: Diurnally-nocturnal, very erratic (has never been found sleeping in nature). Spends most of the time with studying, the rest with panicking, hitting its head against the wall (for exercise) and taking up nourishment.
Diet: Caffeine-based. Other essential components include taurine, chocolate, vitamin pills, acetylsalicylic acid, amphetamines, valeriana and ethanol. The species is basically omnivorous, the diet may vary.
Behaviour: unpredictable. Exists in 3 states: frantic, depressed and unconscious. Oscillates between those at a high rate. Subject to panic attacks, fits of rage, uncontrollable laughter and insanity.
Hazard Symbols:
Xi Irritable
E Emotionally unstable
F May set fire to books and buildings
O Head may ignite spontaneously
T Terrible character; becomes murderous very fast
N A danger to the environment. Avoid release
This post-midnight stupidity will probably be the last post in a while. It
BETTER be the last post, because there are only some 30 days left and the books don't seem to jump into my head by themselves. This is where I leave you, enjoy your life if you have one, always look on the bright side of life, keep away from dangerous stuff (especially studying students!) and I'll be back to you in 7 weeks. And I'll be 20 then. If I'll
be. ^^
Cheers
A.L.E.
(aka Crazy Russian, aka Black Rose, aka Schrödinger's Cat etc.)
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